FASTEST LITTLE YORKIE IN THE WEST!
(Based on a true story)
Bella the little Yorkie was trotting down the middle of a busy street one Sunday morning, minding her own business, when all of a sudden, two trucks and a car started chasing her!
Bella stole a quick glance over her shoulder hoping they’d leave her alone, but the people then started yelling, “Come here!”
“No way,” barked Bella, and she fired up her Yorkie Turbo Engine, and the race was on!
Several times, people jumped out of their vehicles to chase her on foot. Ha! Nice try, humans. Up ahead, Bella spotted the perfect getaway from these crazies… oncoming traffic lanes!
Unfortunately (but luckily) for Bella, at that exact moment, one of those crazy humans following her in a big blue truck slammed on the brakes, jumped out of her truck and yelled, “STOP!” Bella had no choice but to obey.
Knowing there are such insane humans in the world who would stalk her so persistently, Bella wisely decided that life was much better with her Mama, and retired her wanderlust for unsupervised Sunday morning strolls forever.
(c) Amy Oakley, 1027 Productions